toastpotent:

gayerluke:

wolfvalkyrie:

gayerluke:

security question: what was the last name of your first grade teacher?

my first grade teacher hacking my bank account: i’m in

why is this so fucking funny 

it’s a joke

(via goldentulips)

perrfectly:

“You can’t change what has already happened, so don’t waste your time thinking about it, move on, let go and get over it.”

— Unknown (via neckkiss)

badd-companyy:

don’t expect what you don’t communicate

(via yin-yanggg)

whismical:

*pushes tear back into eye* not now

(via virgoabg)